He has a brief cameo as a stapler in one of the office scenes at the beginning.

"Chipotle's food isn't even that good."

My bad if I was not clear. LBJ never said anything about boycotting. Maybe he said something like "No memorial oration or eulogy could more eloquently honor President Kennedy's memory than the earliest possible passage of the civil rights bill for which he fought so long" but that's just me paraphrasing. He's a friend…

Bring back DHF you lazy fuck

I mildly enjoyed Grandma's Boy, but my favorite movie to watch stoned doesn't even have stoners in it. It's the MacGruber movie, and every one of you needs to watch it. Probably the only GOOD SNL-sketch-turned-movie I've ever seen, and it was only a mildly funny sketch. Something about the movie just kills me, though.

You'll Never Cry Alone

I mean if he wanted to give the fans in the upper deck a ball without any repercussions, he could have just kept pitching.

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]

First step is to search a service like Giphy that will return the reaction gif, Simpsons clip, or closed caption Anchorman segment that perfectly suits the post you're commenting on.

Shit like this is why I'm slow to admit I played lacrosse in high school.

And don't fight. It's true; otherwise they leave you alone. It's the only city I've ever been to (and I've been many times) where the cops seem to genuinely want people to have a good time. all the cops are from there; they know the culture.

Don't pee in the street is the only law that's enforced in New Orleans.

Tough sport. The losers suffer the agony of defeat and they have to mount and balance all those tires.

Sugar Jim Henry and Maurice Richard shaking hands after a typically brutal playoff series between the Habs and Bruins. The Rocket got a concussion earlier in the game and is bleeding from his head; Henry has a nice shiner and looks like he's bowing to one of the greatest ever. At once, the amazing sportsmanship (and…

Hate it when people call him just Ronaldo.

THIS:

The other girl, "Jamie" is their best single I believe

I'm okay with you saying Susanne is their best song (though it isn't), as long as we can all just agree that Weezer never ever put out an album after Pinkerton.

Now we know why Tracy McGrady took up pitching.

No self-respecting Jordan fan will ever 'jump ship'...when the Bulls struggled in the early years of MJ's career, he didn't disappoint the fans by 'a-taking his talents' elsewhere. He never disappeared in the fourth quarter. He was always better in the playoffs than he was in the regular season.