BA DA BA!!!

cant stop laughing at this

Hit the nail on the head

The hero of the GIF is clearly the headset wearing man trying not to smirk.

The line about the engravings shaving off weight nearly killed me.

From Russia with Cud

Pretty sure that was a film of ill-repute

Honeyball

nice

Say what you will about Notre Dame, but can't we leave Old Bay out of this?

your handle makes this perfect

+1 ninja

I heard he was dealing with some paternity issues.

Amen.

"What we're trying to do is redefine sexy to be a small-business owner running a successful business."

TAKE THE STAIRS!

Lucky duck.

Pictured: Phillip Rivers attends a performance of the Broadway sensation Spiderman: Turn off the Dark.

Definitely a fan of the throat slicing ending, creeps me out every time. The first is by far the best in the series, the second was pretty bad, and the third stepped it back up. I have very low expectations for this one, but i hope they can keep it up.

Turns out its safer to wield a machete against police than it is to be unarmed. Oh wait, nevermind, I thought I was on Gawker. My bad.