Caster "The Package" Semenya

Now if we could somehow just turn all phones into bananas, thats something i could get behind

Minor correction, but I'm fairly sure USA didn't lose the Slovenia game; it ended a 2-2 draw. However, the goal in question would have given the US a 3-2 win and 3 points in the group so it was an important and game changing mistake by the officials.

"I call it tunnel vision. Or rhino-titis. Because rhinos can't go backward"

This could have been much worse: Dustin F. Sums Up Joy of Winning Stanley Cup with Big Ol' Brown Bomb on Live Tv

"I want a sexy green-haired girl to fall in love with. That's all I'm asking for."

That explains why i feel like its still watching me. *Shudders* most terrifying one on the list.

anybody ever get boner shock while trying to blast a moose down her hershey highway?

Shop smart, shop S-Mart

Why didn't I think of this before?!!

"'What do you have against babies? Why do you hate kids so much?' For the record, I have nothing against babies, and I love kids. My wife and I realize that we're closing the door on a major life experience and that we may ultimately regret that decision."

I wish I could ask Ann what Tom Gabel is like in person.