What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

Sounds funny, but I refuse to click on deadspin articles due to how G/O media destroyed their own site and screwed over all those great writers.

Like every thing from Musk, this is some more bullshit to try to raise the stock price to increase his bonuses.

I would definitely want a $25,000 EV.

And it’s working.  Maybe it is good that Humanity is doomed.

portugal is fucking amazing. i have no idea why it doesnt have the reputation of france and italy. and its way way cheaper. for 8 nights with food and tickets to museums and whatnot was 900$. my france dday 75th anniversary tour was 1550 for 7 days. i cant find my rome spreadsheet but it was pretty high up there too.

Nissan is about nine months into an aggressive turnaround plan that involves more CVTs, even more floating roofs, and a bunch of sedans uglier than the next. (Plus a new Frontier every 20 years)

That would require intelligence and empathy, two things sorely lacking at the modern stealership.

Okay, I’ll start. Break My Wallet

But it’s German plastic.

German engineers: why use one part when six will do? And lets make it out of plastic even though it sits right next to the exhaust manifold, too.

The people buying this album because he said a racial slur are the exact same people who will tell you that racism doesn’t exist.

He looks like Billy Racist Cyrus. 

The account is actually fucking hilarious and mostly harmless.

There should be some kind of ´Stand Your Ground’ exception allowing one to tase non mask wearing assholes legal-consequences free. I am only half kidding.

It’s amazing that the top 1% has convinced the bottom 60% that they should fight for the 1% to benefit at the 60%s expense. Truly amazing.

Nah. He’s restating what GM has already made clear they’re doing and packaging it as original insight.

This robot ain’t shit until I see four of them standing outside, maskless and smoking. The robot also better smell like Axe and wear a golf pullover, otherwise I’m not buying. 

DAL-e

lol at these massive companies with endless money and resources just perpetually shitting the bed when it comes to making a video game.