Guess now I can drop that cable package.

BBC America just became as useless as a chocolate teapot.

Ok China, enough beating around the bush, get going on some classic car body ripoffs. I'm talking Miura, Stratos, 240zx, hell, even Studebaker. Put some style in your shameless copyright infringement.

#TeamClarkson

You are a terrorist.

Do you love adding rules and consequences to your life? Do you feel inadequate in your Avalon when you deserve a Lexus? Do you like losing money more than you hate being seen in a Toyota?

Listen, if you are considering leasing a luxury automobile please ignore this entire article and only consider below:

Being destructive for the purpose of being destructive. And destroying one of those ugly things with a hummer. I like the way you think

Doug DeMuro

Another dead manual

Meanwhile, at Lincoln..

This Caddy is finally expected to appeal to younger buyers.

Great, now I have to pull up pictures of the 130R and be depressed that there's no small 2+2 RWD Chevy in existence.

This is Jalopnik. The Bugatti became too mainstream so we started hating it.

Ever since Jason Torchinsky wrote up his piece on the N Box Slash (N/), I've been dying to drive one. Then I noticed that one of the dealerships nearby had one on display inside their dealership, and I knew I just had to give it a spin. Welcome to the very first Jalopnik East review, where I drive shit Torchy can't…

Those are great stories! You deserve a raise in pay, Torch. Tell your Editor-In-Jerk that I said so.