Ever since Jason Torchinsky wrote up his piece on the N Box Slash (N/), I've been dying to drive one. Then I noticed that one of the dealerships nearby had one on display inside their dealership, and I knew I just had to give it a spin. Welcome to the very first Jalopnik East review, where I drive shit Torchy can't…

Those are great stories! You deserve a raise in pay, Torch. Tell your Editor-In-Jerk that I said so.

Jason, you are truely a gem in the car community.

I'd say the Cygnet is more like a Cessna in a hangar full of SR-71s.

MPGs? Really?

I like the way you think! I hope you're right!

I'm gonna call it now.

My workday cannot end quickly enough.

"or better yet" buy a new car or new appliance, he said.

I know a guy who has one of these. He owned his own company for years. He made money, but he did things that make no sense. Like, he decided he'd save money by not buying himself a new office chair for 15 years. So he duct taped his armrests back together when they fell apart. And proceeded to buy new suits every…

Well aren't you just a bundle of joy?

BMW: We build excitement.

You're very likely right, but I believe we'll see a deterioration of skill and desire, on the part of users (I'm loathe to call most people on the road "drivers") and an insurer's willingness to cover people operating their own vehicles. It will be a gradual erosion. I think it's coming, though.

172k miles on an an Audi? I'd say that fuse is lit...

"I'm not your budii, Guy"

I'm dead serious with my intense curiosity for knowing how it is to live with an Excalibur.

I've got it!! How about this?

Morgan 3-Wheeler. I know it doesn't fit but GAWD!