Go Kathy! That's how I like my dentistry - with a little laughing gas. (Assuming that's what's going on there.)

Re: that sauce. In the lower left corner of the first image, one can read the words "Chick'n Cheese," leading me to believe that may be a cheese sauce. Much grosser than mustard.

I'm a heavy sleeper, and rarely wake up when my guy is taking care of himself. When I do, I just groggily roll over and fondle/get fondled. It works.

Ahahaha thank you Mark and Gella for Omish. That made me laugh more than anything in a long time.

Last year for Christmas, my grandmother gave me a jar of "Sensual Breast Massage Cream". Had it been from my partner, I wouldn't have thought anything of it. Thankfully, it fell out the bag before Christmas, allowing me to see what it was and not open it in front of my step kids!