I believe you. In fact, this is one of the most believable stories I've read tonight.

I regret choosing to go to the college I went to, so women shouldn't be allowed to go to college. I also regret dating this one guy in high school, so women shouldn't be allowed to choose their partners. We can't let ladies risk doing something they might regret someday; our delicate psyches can't handle it.

Yeah, I was involved in a few atheist organizations, and there were a couple that were as hateful as any religious group. I once went to a meeting where someone claimed that ALL Christians hate gays; I was shocked that nearly everyone in the group agreed. Not all of the groups I've been involved with took this sort of…

Yes, especially if there are wacky arts antics involved.

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but I still wish them ill. A lot of them grew up very privileged, and I can't imagine their treatment of other people improving without some of that privilege taken away.

I'm sure the fact that they were young black men and the victim was white didn't help.

I am looking forward to it. I'd love to be able to eat hamburgers without worrying about destroying the earth and killing some poor cow. I don't get how it's ickier than bug burgers; I know I'm probably eating incidental bug material all the time, but intentionally using it as an ingredient squicks me out.

My medical records from a visit to get a cyst on my lower back checked out said that I had "small breasts." THANKS FOR NOTICING.

Mooty call!

One of the main arguments against incest, besides genetic problems and "it's icky and wrong," is that there is almost always a power dynamic that makes it exploitative. A parent having sex with an underage child would be wrong not only because they are related, but also because of the difference in age. Even if no sex…

It wasn't that bad for me, and I've never been pregnant. There were a few moments while it was being inserted that were pretty painful, and I had mild cramps off an on for a few days, but it was not remotely enough to make me regret it.

There was a play based on that premise a few years ago. I don't remember what it was called, but it caused a lot of controversy - lots and lots of picketing, IIRC.

My husband and I walked together. The idea of the father giving his daughter away has always seemed sexist and kind of creepy to me, and my dad and I weren't that close anyways. Traditions are a lot less important than the bride and groom's relationship with each other, and how they relate to their families. Our…

My dad let me have a sip of Bud Light when I was around 8, and I was repulsed by alcohol until I was 24. The lesson: give your kids sips of alcohol, just stay away from the good stuff.

So, if you've been to college, that makes you an elite, but a rich guy with a degree from Harvard who's wife does dressage isn't an elite, and any criticism of the wealthy is class warfare? I don't understand the rules here.

I went to a high school where hunting was popular, and the girls wore camo almost as much as the guys. I can see how someone might have come up with idea as an innocent joke about fashions, but making a point of the having the boys be the hunters and the girls be the prey is a problem. You can't tell me that no one…

There's also South Carolina. The guy living in his ex girlfriend's vents was in SC, and being from there myself, I can tell you he is typical.

I find electrolyte drinks like Gatorade help with headaches fairly often; this makes me think salt is behind the pickle brine for hangovers thing. I think I'll stick with Gatorade.

Yes! We had a steampunk wedding, and everyone had a blast. Weddings should be ridiculous.

#COTD