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I mean, if it makes anyone feel better: I HEREBY AND THEREFORE WITH ALL OF THE BLACKITY BLACK BLACKNESS OF MY ANCESTORS CANCEL HUNTER BIDEN.

To compare Gillian and David, Gillian is constantly working and David kind of isn’t really. Nothing wrong with that but Gillian is amazing and doing some amazing roles. Based on that she should be paid more but whatever. 

Am I missing something? I see no connection other than the origins of the festival or party or whatever that would tie her to KKK leanings. If dumbass Black people wanted to join that bullshit, that’s of course their choice but I don’t see where she was personally connected to the KKK or even racism. I also think it’s

Yes. Bad room mate.

If you follow any of the IG gossip accounts like DeuxMoi, multiple sources claim that Bennifer 2.0 is completely manufactured by JLo (to redirect the narrative to portray her as a sexy, desirable woman rather than someone who was cheated on) and Ben (to create some positive press for a change instead of just being

There’s a required snark quota in every article.

That 100% is also bro code, at least as far as I’ve ever known it.

Jen its ben do you want to go out again.

I’m prepared to write off every effort anyone makes to break up a woman’s relationship with Alex Rodriguez as a charitable endeavor. No woman deserves to end up with that guy.

Gwen’s tattoo is a perfect illustration of everything that is terrible about text tattoos. The script is messy and uneven in pigmentation, size, and orientation.

Or maybe it’s because the youngest kid hit 18.

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Nothing about this was creepy until Tucker came in and started saying “little kids” and now I need a million showers.

now we’re all imagining sex with a 60-year-old.

I  am with Posh on crocks wearing stint. 

This was a nicely balanced article and I appreciate it compared to the ambitiously hyperbolic “gentrification of thrift store” clickbait nonsense I’ve seen. The affordable thrift stores across the country are hardly empty and still supplying relatively cheap used clothes. If you have an issue with Depop or Etsy

Is he gunning for Tracy Morgan’s gig as the next “pretty sure” mortgage pitchman?

Given the size of his audience, if he doesn’t know much about public health, he probably shouldn’t opining on the topic. Honesty is definitely good, but a little humility would be valuable.

Justin Bieber’s performative Christianity bugs the hell out of me. Jesus said to visit the sick and the poor and the imprisoned, sure, but I feel fairly confident that he’d expect more out of Justin than singing in a prayer circle with inmates. How about a meaningful financial contribution to activists and reform

I was pretty on the fence on Fisher’s complaints initially, and the noise he made was a LOT to keep track of, and take in. Over time, others have said “No, Ray is legit, this is how it was,” and I’ve come around a lot on Whedon being an asshole, but I still didn’t necessarily think he was out to get Fisher the way he