What I love is how ANY and EVERY white person is deputized to enforce their version of the law when they see fit. BUT when the ACTUAL LAW is applied like, say...requiring them to stay inside for their own safety, well then that’s governmental overreach. Lord knows we cannot step on their Constitutional rights.

Yeah.  Not giving a platform to performative racism isn't the same thing as being a fake ally.  Timberlake put that picture out there and called for justice.  No deputy dawgs and don'tchomeonyourwokes get to use his account to dispute his statement.  It's fast, efficient, and it avoids stupid arguements, and I'm okay…

I look at it like not giving them a voice. I dismiss greys here after i tell them to kill themselves.

I believe that would be a mayonnaise outline. 

I was rooting for Warren, but her governor is a GOP will pick a GOP replacement.

I'd savor a debate between her and Pence. She'd absolutely murder him and leave a chalk outline around his prone body. I'm not sure Mother Pence would like to have him stand so close to a woman in public, either.

The Alison thing is such an unforced error on her part. The interviewer did not bring up Chrissy or Marie Kondo. The interviewer did bring up goop and Alison was like, nah, I’m reaching for these two Asian women to shit on instead. Mean girl and cool girl (TM) vibes all rolled into one.

Page Six reports that the core of Cavallari and Cutler’s divorce is her disgust at his habit of laying around the house.

I mean, I don’t think it’s a great idea to make unilateral decisions about things like jobs/careers that impact everyone in the household, but yeah, she’s free to be the primary breadwinner here...

Sounds like Cavallari wanted Cutler to have a high-profile in the public eye so she could benefit from the “adjacent” publicity.

According to the Page Six link, Cutler realized he likes hanging out with their three kids and the animals on their Tennessee farm rather than pursuing a career in sports broadcasting. Is that really such a terrible thing? Can’t he be the stay at home parent while she pursues whatever it is she does? Or is that too…

Translation: Cutler run out of money.

Despite the strong password spelling, I read that the baby’s name is Sasha Archangel 

꧁ ༒ Gℜiꪔ⃕es ༒꧂

“Thank you, California.”

I hope Elon Musk’s child rebels, changes his name to Kevin, moves to a flyover state, becomes an accountant, and drives a Ford.

I was in fear for my life

It’s strange how Jezebel can’t fathom that Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat are just friends. Brad’s best friend for over thirty years has been Mindy Cohn (she’s even godmother to his kids), yet no one ever suggested anything more to their relationship. Perhaps Brad just prefers women friends; it’s really not so unusual.

I’d be happy to hang out, smoke weed and do art with Brad or Alia, so I’m fully able to believe this is as straightforward as they say.