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“Sir, we’ve had complaints about illegal dumping around here. Can you tell me what this equipment is for?”

Cops just always lie after the fact! “We were worried about illegal dumping.” Well you didn’t even ask him what he was up to since he didn’t have the opportunity to tell you he was a doctor, so bullshit.

you should refer to me as sir or sergeant”

Actually, doesn’t having the receipts show the important fact that he would be a illegitimate source of information? That’s important to do considering how many people blindly trust these clowns.

I really want to see the melt down on live TV where someone, anyone, just blurts out “OBAMA!” the next time one of these dolts asks “Who could have done it better?” 

Who could have done it better? Well, South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, and Mongolia for starters. But that doesn’t matter to the administration, they’re just preparing talking points to be repeated ad infinitum.

The doctor spoke as he did because he knew he is going to be fired anyway.

Honestly, I’m surprised he’s lasted this long....

He Hates People Who Tell the Truth

I have a feeling that Fauci’s long career and many contacts will ensure that there will be ways for data to get to him. And you are right about Trump and the idiot doctor -- all the doctors he knows are idiots.

What next? Trump standing over dead bodies screaming “Ya fired! Ya fired!” pointing finger guns at each one? That’s what we’re coming to.

Of course there’s a sex tape...

Honestly, getting super dressed up or getting into costumes for play or for dinner has been a big help at my place.  It’s a great idea.  It forces you to put a little effort in, during this time that I forget what day it is and whether or not I showered recently.

As the youngest, the most horrendous and offensive thing I can say to my family is, “I’m not raising my kid to do Shitty Thing My Parents Instilled in Their Kids. The cycle ends with me.”

You're not wrong, but they are pioneers in that they pulled the plug before William was going to in 25-30 years. I give them some credit for that and all the credit for saying, "We're not going to raise our kid this way."

Sweet tidbit about Jane Goodall —
I saw her speak at a NY Times Talk last year and she confessed that when strangers meet her in public they often burst into tears, flat out weeping!

She seemed quite flummoxed about it but I think I would do the same. Love you, Jane, keep all the secrets.

Not only did Goodall know about Hoffa....she was the pro brought over to do the hit. Forget all that “The Irishman” bullshit. It was The Englishwoman.

I hate to say it, but tech workers and their libertarian, self-centred, I-know-better beliefs are to blame for *many* things (rising rents, increasing inequality, lack of affordable housing) but NOT the shelter-in-place orders. Many tech workers can work from home and immediately did so. Many also stopped eating out

Seriously. Kicking someone who’s clearly down in the guise of praise is gross. Especially since Joan clearly needs all of the other writing assignments to get by. These sort of pieces take more time than an aggregated gossip column. She can’t make a living on them alone, at least not at this phase of her career.