I just can’t take Taylor seriously. She reminds me of a 12 year old cousin who is always trying to hang with the big kids and blackmails you into being her friend.

I’m 4 years younger than all of my really close friends. They all got married and had 2 kids before they hit 34. I consider myself extremely lucky when it comes to friends and their kids. We all still make a conscious effort to hang out, celebrate birthdays, and go on vacations together. That being said, I am the one…

I highly recommend listening to his Fresh Air interview: http://www.npr.org/2016/05/03/476…

The Hunting Ground documentary was great and the students they interviewed in that called it “Sexual Assault Expected”.

If you have about $25,000 you can beg to be able to buy a ticket.

You will never convince me that this is not Sanaa Lathan. BIG FASHION wants you to believe it’s Kerry Washington, BUT IT ISN’t. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

But his extraordinary yet brief swim career is now tarnished, like a rusting trophy.

I literally had to read that sentence twice. What even is that?

It’s as if someone just blew Cheetos dust in his face. Repeatedly.

He has been the most effective lame-duck President. I <3 him so!

Oh, she and I could be roomies!

mmmmm, marshmallows.

HOLY SHIT!

Pics or it didn’t happen.

The boyfriend was trying to give me shit for recording RHOA. I kindly pointed out to him that Cops is also on the DVR and that’s all him. Everyone deserves to have one trashy reality show. I can’t watch critically acclaimed indie Netflix dramas all the time! Sometimes I need to mock and sneer. And laugh uncontrollably.

Hold on....was she even on Fresh Prince of Bel Air when Friends was on the air? She was only in the first 3 seasons. How can she be mad at Will Smith for not banding to together like the Friends cast when that show wasn’t even on the air yet during her run?

Counter-Counter point: Dark Chocolate Almond Milk

I switched over a few years ago to men’s razors because I couldn’t find a women’s version with 5 blades. I really like the Gillette Fusion with 5 blades.

All of my Star Wars t-shirts are men’s. The women’s versions suck.

My brother has the worst birthday: December 27th. It sucks because it’s right after Christmas and extended family members always forget about it. I think my mom did a special birthday thing once or twice, but after that it was Dominos pizza with candles stuck in it.