In ONE FUCKING DAY they’ve raised $108, 907!!!! FUCK YEA! On days like today, I am glad I work for GS.

I honestly look for a mix of white, black, Asian, and Latino. If I can get all four, that’s the honey pot. But, I’ll settle for three out of four.

I honestly don’t get this shit. I work as a social media and web specialist for a non profit and anything I post online has to be racially diverse. If I post anything with too many white or black people, or only white and black people, my boss calls me out. No one does this at NBC???

It’s insane. I live in Baltimore, was born in DC, and have lived New York, North Carolina, and Philly as well. Racism is everywhere, but there’s a special kind of hatred in the south.

A co-worker and I drove from DC to New Orleans for work last year and it was literally the most frightening trip I have ever taken. I had recently driven to Nashville and Memphis with some friends of mine (I’m black, they’re white) and didn’t really encounter anything overtly racist. When my coworker and I drove down…

Marylander and Christian speaking here and I really like Sweet Baby Jesus. I especially like to bake with it for Christmas desserts. However, on Easter, I prefer to drink The Brewer’s Art Resurrection.

I almost turned it off after two minutes - I kept waiting for it to get funny. It never did.

Jeez, my heart nearly broke watching her cry at the end. I’m glad her girlfriends were there for her.

I got the Looks like Bacon outfit. I mean....I like bacon

I generally agree that Sprinkles are stupid, but when my friend got pregnant with twins I was determined to throw her a party. She went through IVF to conceive her first child and then had multiple miscarriages before finding out that she got pregnant naturally and was having twins!

This is where all of my hopes and dreams have come to die.

This name makes no sense. Also, how many hoses does one couple need??

This looks like a really bad CKOne ad

My Barbies used to go to the beach and have shark attacks. I would even paint red fingernail polish on their legs and arms.

I think I like basketball now.

Bingewatching, I’ve noticed, has made shitty things and plotholes disappear

I would wear this in a heartbeat.

Life Goal: Get TH to side eye me, wink, give me the thumbs up right before I die.

My mom taught me how to change my tire, check my fluids, and change my car battery cause she knew that I am impatient as fuck and hate waiting.

“Dear Lord, take me now.”