I just want to touch THOSE LIPS...andeveryotherpartofhismajesticbody

Took the words right out of my mouth. I loved The Fall and I am not shocked he was a model -because that body. I am surprised that he can do both so well -once again that body and because he scared the living daylights out of me as a serial killer. I binge watched that show one day and couldn't sleep for a week…

Money Shot

Yes!!! This. Right. Here. I bought a pair of Frye boots not too long ago for over $300 and yes there are better ways I could have spent my money, but I wanted THOSE BOOTS. He works part time and saved his money up and used a debit card to pay for what he wanted. That is exactly what you're supposed to do and just…

The brain is very adept in repressing traumatizing things. I still can't remember parts of middle school.

I feel like his head is disproportionately larger than his body-which is rather small.

I really don't even have the energy for this. I purposely ignored all the other posts about it on Facebook, but I just have to say one thing:

I was not even in the mood to add another show to my schedule. Walking Dead and Scandal and SVU and Parks & Recreation already take up sooo much time. But I binge watched Sleepy Hollow this weekend and I am addicted. Its my Oreo cocaine.

I never have to worry about anyone having my name...let alone an entire state. That being said, I also never get to buy any nameplate key-chains at the soul sucking gift shops that mock me with their personalized coffee mugs and magnets. Dicks.

I love her! There have been nights when I can't sleep and I have to go to work, so I'll just be flipping through channels and I'll land on Maddow and I make myself stay up for her show. That's how important she is to me. Work be damned.

I really like Michael Fassbender as an actor and he's pretty hot, but then I read this:

I squee(ed) with joy when I saw this on Access Hollywood last night. I really want Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx to be a couple. I don't usually care about celebrity couples, but I surprised myself with the genuine joy this announcement gave me.

Oh, Geena Davis is totally kick ass! I loved The Long Kiss Goodnight. I wish she had been as successful with female action movies as Angelina Jolie. Obviously, she was ahead of her time.

Oh my goodness! I would totally live a walking closet. Especially if I could put a slipping bag in it so I could take a nap and then change clothes throughout the day.

Both? My witty comments are often thinly disguised death threats. People just rarely pick up on it. That is, until its too late.

I was too busy watching Prisoners and then Breaking Bad once I got home to bother watching the Emmy's, but between the gifs and red carpet rundowns, I feel like I was there, except without being extremely bored. Yay, winning!

I love her and this gif. It personifies "Please, don't play. I am not in the mood."

I know right? If I ever have a progeny that turns out looking THIS good, I would just go around with a picture of him/her proclaiming "Look at this incredibly attractive thing I created! Look at it!!!"

My reaction to Scott Eastwood:

Slow hand clap for your use of the best phrase ever and an awesome gif.