....and I am never having kids. When I was in 5th grade I was still playing with Barbies...occasionally.

“Members of the Towson White Student Union were pleased to find this morning that the left wing Southern Poverty Law Center has decided that our stand against the genocide of the European people from the face of the earth, demographic displacement of Europeans from our homelands, discrimination in the workplace, and a…

So true

Tru dat!

THANK YOU! Where is my Scandal recap? That show is great! I mean....COME ON! And Deception is pretty good too! I watch Girls, but I honestly watch it cause I started watching it and now I can't stop cause I do sorta want to see what happens to them. But man, Scandal is my ish! Besides, how many recaps of these…

Yea, that header picture looks awesome....where's my glitter bomb :(

Yea, no thanks Bey

Well obviously he's sorry about the picture....next time he'll remember to SnapChat it.

Why I'm glad you asked....we can do this: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nypd_nab_the_victim_lXiQhecmrcMWX01cMEJ5JJ

They should just show this instead of Matt Lauer and Savanah Whatshername-oh-that-right-I-don't-care.

Hold the phones....is Taylor Swift 22? She seems to chronically be your annoying 12 year old niece who is always bugging you to let her borrow your caboodles. Not cool.

Lily Allen rules.

Love myself some "When I Get You Alone".

At first I thought I was demented because I was leaning toward adoption simply because I don't want to give up booze, coffee, and sushi. But now....no high heels? No back sleeping? No bacon? Eff this ish. I get along better with 3-5 year olds anyway.