Here’s the thing, she never gave an indication that it upset her and the first sign of it bother her, she assaults his testicles. I don’t agree with what Tom was doing and I don’t agree with her response. If a woman wants to hang out with guys, expect to learn how the guys interact with each other. I will grab a male…

Death by Snoo Snoo!

Death by Snu-Snu... but it’s worth it!

okay it’s just snoo. not snoo snoo. hahahahahahaha. snoo is an alien.

What ensues could have come directly from Donald Trump’s dream journal: having reinvented the erstwhile printing company as a maker of Japanese smart toilets, Laird insists they be produced on American soil. This move effectively repatriates American manufacturing through an alliance with tech while assuring the…

You’re taking a deep philosophical dive into what it supposed to be a dumb holiday comedy. If you’re thinking about this movie this hard, you’re watching it wrong.

How’s that affordable housing and homeless population crisis working out for you guys?

The football player’s teammates, for instance, were allowed to speak as character witnesses despite not having been present during the incident

And potentially 4 more after that.

Because she’s probably lying and just wants easy money.

Can you explain the correlation? I always see it used, but Viagra has nothing to do with contraception. A more accurate correlation would be post-menopausal sex aids.

That’s a leopard...

The thing is democracy hasn’t been hijacked. Democracy is working because this is what more than half the people wanted. Sure only half the people already vote and I’m sure in North Carolina it’s even less than half the state population, but us liberals don’t fucking vote during mid terms. Conservatives stay active in…

We just let the Russians and Assad decimate every innocent woman and child in Aleppo, raise it to the ground, and now their agent orange is going to be our POTUS (on paper anyway, but Never My President!).

Having a disease isn’t a crime. Knowingly spreading it is. Stop victim blaming.

I’m relieved I’m not the only one with this confusion...

Am I supposed to be relieved by this? This man knowingly and willingly exposed his partners to a potentially life threatening disease without their consent. At least one contracted the disease.

Boo fucken hoo

Maybe they could sue the State of Florida for allowing nightclubs. And sue bullet manufacturers. And tire companies for making travel faster than walking.

This sounds like suing the phone company because someone discussed their criminal plans over the phone.