I’m embarrassed by it too. Then I remember Nazi concentration camps and I’m don’t feel as bad.

I noticed no one answered your questions. I wonder why?

I know her name is Haru, not Aroo, but it reminds me a Nixon.

Sweet.

I know, vegans suck. Thanks bro!

I ain’t even mad. Enjoy.

Guessing you pizza pretty often since she left you. You brought this on yourself. Sucks to suck bro.

They want the cookie. But will get offended if it isn’t vegan and gluten free.

Brah, spell check.

If you feel guilty about the way other people voted you are an idiot.

She’s probably your ex because you kept saying “bag of pizza”.

It’s really good. Still doesn’t mean you say it came in a bag.

Got it. Yeah, Chicago isn’t that special.

I don’t see the problem. Sounds like a typical Florida wedding to me.

I am well aware of that. But, outside of this article, have you ever heard anyone say a “bag of pizza”? If you have they are pizzaing wrong too.

Makes me thing B. David Zarley has never had pizza before.

No, it doesn’t make sense. It sounds completely stupid. It should be written as “Pizza arrived” or “Pizzas arrived”. That is the only complaint I have about this article.

What is a “A bag of pizza”? If your pizza doesn’t come in a box you’re pizzaing wrong.

Hahaha. Good luck with that.

Danger!