Can you explain that one to me?

What countries don’t you hate? Things are comparative pretty good in the U.S.

This slutty ass deer has been watching too much anime porn.

At least he’s reaching across the aisle. Am I right?

Some sort of balance beam accident?

Why would Wendy Williams interview that piece of trash? Did no one else want to go on her show?

When you have 6 rings you can wear whatever you want.

I’m part Syrian so I use that bar pretty frequently. When things don’t go my way I think about how lucky I am that my Grandparents came to America. If they didn’t I’d be dead or in Assad’s army. I guess you have to find your own bar.

Turn it up and projectile vomit everywhere. I think you get the rest of the day off for that.

Don’t knock a brown thumb until you’ve tried it.

Meh...Don’t be a Debbie Downer. On the positive side you aren’t in Syria.

I’d like to know the specific slur(s) used.

It’s only Tuesday now. What happened to you Monday?

Perhaps.....But India is many times more permissive the U.S. or Switzerland (Those neutral bastards, never know what side they’re on).

Apparently don’t have a friend with cable either. Sorry, I’m mad Deadpool didn’t win. Bu it was on NBC so you didn’t need cable.....

Sports are way more entertaining.

Clearly Deadpool got screwed and should have won best picture.

Not just you. Get some Windex. That thing is splattering your mirror.

Hey now! Keep it in your pants Lola. Paul Ryan is a married man.. And we all know; politicians never cheat on their spouses.

Hahaha. You’re so tiny and pathetic. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.