And the decency to just fucking die already.

With my luck, the car can have 1,000,000 miles on it and ran perfectly the entire time, then fall apart once the odometer turns 1,000,127 so that it gives me enough time to brag about reliability before making me eat my own words.

What are you talking about? Dude’s got a chin barbershop quartet over there. 

For the love of god don’t let him keep going until 2020. 

Minnesota Steakhouse Pranks Umpire Joe West With Salad

Reminds me of my favorite Dad joke.

*Ejects waiter*

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

That’s the kind of dick move I respect, because it requires planning.  Personally, I'd just kick the guy in the dong.

It’s like people can do and say some good AND some bad stuff. I know, weird, right?

So since everyone will know where this rapist will live for the rest of his life, is it okay to occasionally mail him single word letters that simply say, “Rapist”?

Do truly “happy-go-lucky” types drag girls behind dumpsters to rape them? I would assume such folks would want happy sex with happy consenting partners in happy places. Not unhappy-go-unluckily dragging an unconscious girl behind a trash bin to pump on her for 20 minutes.

I mean he named his son Brock...

But how!?!???? Almost like you are responsible for your own actions!?!??

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

I was just thinking the same thing! What if someone stole his identity with a few keystrokes and voided his bank account in a matter of seconds? What if someone stalked around his house and took things of value in 15 minutes? What if a gun was fired and shot him in the head in a matter of seconds? 20 minutes can be…

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

It would seem the rapist-acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

There are, of course, people who are forever judged by 4 seconds of their lives. 20 minutes is time enough to enjoy a sitcom, a quick meal, a short walking of a dog, a shower, a bombing, an earthquake, a nap... 20 minutes is more than enough to be both influential and insignificant. 20 years can go to rot in 4…

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.