Just give me a Charleston Chew. Harrrooooo! Evil Nixon's back, baby!

Dr. Steve Brule thinks he's a hunk, ya dingus

"Hi, would you like to participate in paid market research… with sexy results?"

Yeah I was wondering about that too. No news as of yet about them leaving but I'd be sad if they did. If those 4 aren't there next year I wonder if Lorne cleans house. Strong and McKinnon will stay. So will Jost and Che. Jones is a toss up. I think she wants to move on to other things but I'm not sure if there's…

I think you spelled 'Heroin" wrong.

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

With or without beans? Forget it, just give it to me…

[sad trombone]

Acererak the Demilich?

"It's a special occasion!"

"Aviáto…"

I thought he was supposed to be I-Rok, who was not a very interesting character in the book. This sounds like a big improvement.

Toast does an amazing impression of Jay-Z

Star-Lord sold shoes?!

Right! When technology gave us the power to be connected all the time, these kinds of "problems" were created. Go out in the lobby, take 5 minutes and resolve the "issue" like any normal, selfless person would. It's 140 minutes of time that, if an "emergency" like a friend freaking out doesn't get solved, the world…

The scene in the beginning where Kirk and Scotty take the shuttle craft over to The Enterprise and its corresponding score is one of the best scenes in sci-fi film history. No dialogue - just the score, the special effects and the actors' expressions for almost 5 minutes to tell the story until the end of the scene,…

Is this the reason why I could never find a salesperson to get me some Skechers in my size from the Kohl's Stock Room? A-hole.

Mountain Dew LiveWire is the best flavor, if there is such a thing.

She shops at Basic Atrocities and eats pizza for brunch

I came here to post this. Was surprised it wasn't included in the Newswire but then noticed that they were all cobbed from Variety so I just went to that source. Glad that Agents of SHIELD and Elementary got another season.