Nah, I’ll just continue good-naturally joking about an entirely theoretical response to something I’ll likely never have to face. Seems to work for me.

“Ask everyone to turn them in with a 50 day deadline, duh!”

The most retarded thing about socialists is that they could be socialists right now. There are no barriers to opening a partnership business where each worker has equal say. Instead they want to steal the shit that other people built because building stuff is hard and especially hard when you try and run a business by…

Food is a human need and a commodity. If you agree that commodities shouldn’t be for profit, you are engaging in the same retard dance that killed 100 million people between the Soviet Union and Red China.

You are hereby promoted to Minister of Avocadoprop, comrade. Select four dissidents from the Gulag who will be re-educated into your useful idiotic avocado toasting minions.

Well, so long as you’re happy living in a tent or something, more power to you. I’ll take the banks, thank you.

So no more restaurants? Sounds like a winning formula.

Look at all the crops we’ll grow when no one is allowed to profit! This will work fucking great you guys!

Luckily Hawaii has a lot of edible invasive species. So they shouldn’t need to start farming rabbits too quickly.

If you want to put more restrictions/regulations on banks, then you have to live with the fact that they’re not going to loan money to anyone that’s not 100% sure to repay the loan. So that means that just about anyone that doesn’t already possess enough collateral to cover the loan won’t get a loan.

He’s taking the Bernie Sanders route. Promise that people will get literally everything for free. Free health care! Free college! Free E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

Yay. I’d be very interested to see Hawaii enact all the socialist policies of PR. I’m sure it will work out this time and not cripple the state or anything. Christ socialists are retarded.

And where by chance are you from, and how many oligarch pigs have you personally murdered to create your better society?

I have no idea how the rich have convinced us that everything that serves their purpose is what’s right.

*orders socks off of Amazon*

Be the change you want to see in the world, Rambo.

First problem I noticed was using tan in a bar graph with a white background.

This was “suicide by cop” as is blatantly clear by the pictures shown of the perp.

It is so incredibly dishonest that the writer left out that fact that police received MULTIPLE 911 calls that he was believed to be pointing a “gun” at people. Why neglect to mention that? I’m genuinely curious. Did you think it’s immaterial?

So... Tomb Raider?

Why would Indiana Jones have to become Indiana Joan, isn’t Jones the character’s surname? A man or woman could be called Indiana as well, so this could just be old Indiana’s namesake granddaughter.