An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Counterpoint: Any billionaire who wears a shirt with the 80’s metal glam band Tesla on it is fucking awesome.

I can hazard some guesses, but I don’t know what to think in the case of Ariel. Mermaids understand something very different when they hear “Roe versus wade.”

People all over the country own 40mm grenade launchers. It affects nothing and nobody, because high explosive 40mm rounds are impossible to obtain legally.

You didn’t call me a racist. What kind of a troll are you?

Republicans seem to be getting the messaging right. I wonder why Democrats can’t get their shit together to counter it.

Sir. SIR! I sincerely hope you’re not implying that a writer for Splinter fucked up a basic fact. Please tell me that’s not what you are implying.

I don’t see any downside in this. OC gets rid of criminals, and discourages them from coming back.

He was a felon, wasn’t he? Yes. He was here illegally, wasn’t he? Yes. He’d been deported five times before, hadn’t he? Yes. He may have skated on the serious charges but was convicted of being a felon in possession of a fireamr, right? Yes.

Very true.

Weapons like this are such a rare beast that I’m not particularly worried about them. It’s like the 3 people in the US that legally own a M2 machine gun. They probably aren’t the problem given the 45 hoops, pallets of money and 3 tons of paperwork in triplicate to acquire one. It’s more likely the guy that has…

The warehouse reportedly contains a grenade launcher that can throw one grenade every second.

This is happening to me on Chrome. What browser do you use?

or his cheap knock-off cousin...Spader-man

I can buy a T-55 or T-72 tank. The favorite of the former USSR and its lackeys. Let’s see what he can do against that.

But does he have sharks with frickin’ laser beams?

Cutting the corporate tax rate was a good idea. Obama tried to do the same thing for years.

I have this theory that Hamilton Nolan doesn’t actually exist, and that Splinter is just using writing samples from internship applicants under the same pseudonym.

You decided to include the last Jedi in your list, you’ve got to be trolling now. Without the original movies there would be no star wars. It would be just another forgotten franchise like lost in space. The originals are the monolith on which everything else depends. Take those away and you have nothing.

My kid is going to be so confused why there is no episode eight.