Did you, like, send out 2 emails, then google “asian american artists” and spin that into a 300 level college midterm paper ?

Not even a single mention of Black Eyed Peas?? I mean c’mon, Taboo was on the cover of Vaguely-Asian magazine.

I Like Traffic Lights

Right, Too Grey to Function. While this tragedy is no laughing matter, as an innocent baby is dead, I did laugh out loud at your statement. Because yes, Christopher Manuel looks pretty black to me also. LOL

Seriously. They will just end up forming a Nun Mafia and breaking some kneecaps just by using the power of their Nun Death Stare™ 

Anyone who went to Catholic school knows nuns aren’t to be fucked with.

They’re both imaginary, so not much?

My first thought was does Madden count as a violent video game? And I’m a big football fan. It’s a violent sport, so you’d think a game intended to simulate the sport would be considered violent.

The judge is an idiot. If there’s any game that might result in a mass shooting it’s Mario Kart. #fuckblueshells

The message was clear: It was about which candidate could raise more money.

Except for the armed deputy who pissed himself when he had the chance to stop 17 people from being murdered

One of our history teachers in HS kept a civil war era Springfield rifle hanging over the blackboard. He would also have a black powder demonstration during our Civil war unit with his 1851 Colt navy. It was particularly funny when he would use it to shoo away the pigeons that nested outside of his room.

Is this your case for not arming teachers?

Interesting that you write that you don’t know the facts, and yet you’ve written a scree as if you do. 10 states allow permit-holding teachers to carry. It’s been that way for 15 years. There have been zero adverse incidents.

...a young woman who acts like a toddler, yes.

Watching these videos is like watching a toddler tell a story they are making up on the spot after drinking an entire 2-liter bottle of soda.

Wait. You’re saying the free market system, like, works? That consumer demand and public opinion shape retail? That we don’t need to legislate ourselves out of every problem? No. Way.

I think it starts with an “s”.

Man, a $500,000 median net worth isn’t even that high.

The Black Panthers could work at the high school level, but would be too intimidating for elementary schools. They’d need someone more kid friendly to guard them: