I know some Nigerian princes that would love to talk to these people.

Who should force them?

HA! Democrats gave the country the health care they wanted it to have. If you remember it passed with zero Republican support and with virtually no one actually reading it. Does, “We’ve got to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it,” sound familiar?

That’s nothing. Lived near a to a Christian Scientist church for a few years. You know, the people who don’t believe in going to doctors and try to pray it away.

My brother is on an exchange and somehow, his premiums are going down and his coverage is staying the same. I suspect it has something to do with reduced red tape because of the mandate going away. Any other theories?

Apu reminds me of Apu and his brothers, the Indian guys who ran the 7/11 by my house when I was a kid. I knew them before I saw the show so when I saw the show I thought they based Apu off the real life Apu I knew. The character will always be funny for me because he resonates with my real life experiences.

I like the one where he and Manjula are trying to have a baby and he is sitting in the freezer to chill his junk.

My stance on Popeye’s mirrors that of Ricky Bobby and Big Red.

Hey bro! You don’t need a piece of paper to blog. You only need to be terrible at everything else.

Willing to bet a lot of people on the Apu is offensive side could not find India on a map without the internet’s help.

If you picture Aging Hippy Liberal Douche from South Park while reading your comment it’s hilarious.

So government sponsored journalism? You can trust them because the government funded organization picking winners and losers is “independent” and a “nonprofit”. Should work out fine.

Just show up nude to a school tomorrow. Wouldn’t be allowed near schools after that. You’d never have to worry about dying in a school shooting again.

For shits and giggles, please tell me how you propose to remove 300+ million firearms in 50 days.

Get ready to look up and see the office mouth breather staring right at you.

Can I pay for an upgrade to a Hammer of Dawn?

Are those kids doing a tornado drill?

Yeah, I’m sure that will go great. No negative consequences.

You have to understand democratic socialist math to get it.

Don’t worry, restaurant workers will be too busy waiting in breadlines to work in restaurants.