I’d rather take the money and buy more smart bombs or better body armor. And are you really talking about sending every member of Congress?

I’m on board as long as there’s a fat tax for anyone that can’t meet the physical requirements.

Anyone else picturing HamNo blogging from the front lines of a conflict? Artillery landing nearby and taking cover in a foxhole dug by someone else.

I bet less than 3% of Congress could meet the basic fitness requirements.

Is Williams talking about 11 million immigrants or 11 million undocumented immigrants? We all know there’s a difference.

Are we sure Scott isn’t behind this lawsuit? He’s a dick.

Underpants Gnomes did it better.

They just voted to re-up the program that allows these departments to do this stuff. They are in the clear.

For the record, he prefers to be called The Zuck. You have to include the The.

Oh, so sorry Mr. El Salvador Expert. Queston: Why would they be sent to prison? One would think there’d be no reason for the sweetest, kindest people in the world to be sent to prison.

Somebody never left the resort.

No, you can’t. Sorry, you’re a fascist.

No. And you know that.

What’s wrong with collecting katanas? Long swords are objectively superior weapons but katanas are sweet.

They were going to go with guillotines but union executioners and head removers were cost prohibitive.

Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.

Winter War is pretty cool. I’d start there.

Have you seen Zombieland? That’s where they get you. Guns should be standard in all toilet stalls.

Sexual Harassment Panda > Eddie Eagle

I think natural selections deserves some of the credit too.