Remember to buckle up. Seat belts save lives.

Yeah, well....when the zombie apocalypse does happen you’re going to be thankful for the bounty of guns and ammo strewn about the country.

You didn’t even spell it right in the last sentence. Maybe the senior writer should run blog posts by the senior editor before they get posted.

The lowercase “t” stands for time to leave.

No, they said profits not revenue. Materials and other costs would be included in expenses.

Where is the other 10% going?

Low blow. Call the burn ward.

Am I the only one that thinks of fisting when you see the fist inside the female symbol?

Ha! What makes you think they didn’t approve of everything they did?

After status expires, if people haven’t left, start by sending those without American born children back.

Defiantly appeal if you can or ask for another raise. If they won’t give you more start getting your resume ready.

Could you find a similar job at a company run by Democrats? And if you could, how would that change your mindset?

Morpheus? Is that you?

If CEO pay is 140x that of mid level employees and the company has thousands of mid level employees is the CEO underpaid?

Did the last paragraph about unionizing get cut off or something?

Question: Is your raise merit based? And did you get a high rating?

How does the Federalist Society club at Lewis & Clark inviting a speaker violate anyone’s free speech? For that matter how do donors offering to pay for programs they support violate free speech? As far as I know students aren’t forced into freedom schools. And schools aren’t forced to take a donor’s money if they…

Your 1 rep max is a body weight squat and groceries are the most you ever deadlift.

It’s the Dr’s lack of upper body strength. Dude doesn’t even lift.

Ease up bro. You talk big but we all know you ain’t about that life.