Did you know: When writing articles Jezebel writers are forbidden from using google and common scenes.

Right, because gawker articles bitching about the opioid crisis are sooooo helpful.

Ho Lee Fook! Had no idea there was Sum Ting Wong with the way I’ve been saying it.

There are tons of homeless people. Why would you burn homes? Jackass.

A lot of young Chinese people do.

Question for the grassroots activists: You mad eses?

I’m sure.

Take your time. I’ll wait.

I don’t think that’s accurate. Have any evidence of either of them appearing on CNN while working for MSNBC?

Protip: always double check your lists. Joy Reid and Chris Hayes are at MSNBC.

HamNo! What are you doing writing this? You better get down to CNN HQ pronto. Those digital employees need a top notch organizer with a lot of free time on his hands to get the union ball rolling.

They should collectively bargain for more editors during the next round of negotiations.

You seem to be in the wrong here Aimée. Do your research. Do better.

Did you guys hear Black Panther is about to come out? And it’s about a black superhero!

Get a load of those ankles!

Thanks Rachel!

Oh, look at the little hipster.

90% sure Dirk van Dorren is a member of N.A.M.B.L.A.

Got to take control of the class. 2 best behaved classes I’ve ever been in had strict rules. One had a policy called ‘quiz a day, the rest of the way’ where, as the name implies, if students in the class act out the whole class gets a quiz every day the rest of the year. The other had a 3 strike policy for the class.…