@Software_Goddess: It does put everything in perspective. The Mac vs. PC thing doesn't mean anything in comparison. Regardless your taste in OS, here is a man who has had a big influence on the tech world and he's withering away

Jobs looked practically skeletal! Wow. I never really noticed before. I mean I'm concerned about him now.

call me when you can get free calls or data up and running without having to subscribe to a carrier. I know this is great for those times mentioned, but the fact of the matter is, whether I use all my minutes or not, I still gotta pay a flat fee.

@SpaceNinjaDino: but what gets me is that Super Mario Galaxy and Zelda are still $49-39.99! Its been what, two years since their debut, and yet they still remain priced like they're day 1. What is the point of buying a used copy of Super Mario Galaxy if it is the same price as a new copy?

@XForce: Someone also needs to verify if all those names belong to actual, living, human beings.

I have a secret. I...*sob*...I hate Madden. My friends love it. I used to like it two years ago, but now...what's the point? Its the same damn game, but with minigames attached to it. Why? This is the fucking future! Madden 2010 could very well have been DLC for the 2009 version! They'd make more money selling it this…

@Yossarian: do doubt about it. I think we all have a soft spot for Sega because of what we remember from the past. Sega is the Camelot of the gaming world. People keep listing the great games that the've created, but I noticed that none of them have any titles created within the past 5 years.

@Stephen Totilo: that's the thing, the 3rd party Wii games arent bad, they're mediocre. Its almost worse than being bad because we can sometimes see other games in the genre and we yearn to have that on the Wii.

@pslong9: By great he means about 2-4 good ones with the rest being mediocre at best. Mostly shovelware.

Chaaaaaaalangge!

@banksrob: C'mon! There's cheering so it must be good! I mean Sony wouldn't hire plants to sit in the audience and do that, would they? Right?

@B33: I'm calling bullshit. Maybe Sony magazine or something, maybe.

Nintendo is basically making the same mistake Microsoft made last year: talking about numbers.

..and those 3rd party games were shit. Mostly gimmicks preying on unsuspecting grandparents

@Matt0505: No, they saved that minigame for Wii Resort 2

Where's autotune when you need it. Its probably the only thing that can save this press conference now...

Yay! Its like having a kid. 'Cept you don't have sex to make him, change his diaper, or spank his ass when he steals the family car and runs it into a lake that time I was 12yrs old.

You've ruined your watershed, Wonka!

And Molyneux never over promised and under delivered...

@Antiterra: Uh Oh, Molyneux!