Good luck with that, tomato.

You first motherfuckers. I have a list and at the top are several non white families, a ton of kids and way way down at the bottom is Hilary Clinton.

Dear World,

I apologize to the rest of the planet that we elected Donald Trump our president.

Sinc.
Uncle Milty.

Maybe I missed it, but did the Central Park Five get an apology from Trump yet?

TV exec texts: “He calls us fake news all the time, but needs access to airwaves… If we give him the time, he’ll deliver a fact-free screed without rebuttal. And if we don’t give him the time, he’ll call every network partisan. So we are damned if we do and damned if we don’t.”

Who else believes there have been more deaths than the ones we already know of, but they’ve been covered up?

lol you fucking goofus

He’s doing the exact thing scabs always do which is get emotionally attached to their manager rather than understand that we are talking about changing the system of workplace power dynamics in unionizing.

In Canada: Our leader sits in commons and discusses/argues things with the opposing parties.

Or a black person.

I’m sure the GOP will get right on this. Thank God the tough on crime party controls the Senate and will clearly convict Trump for such obvious crimes.

Let us know when something *actually happens*, thanks in advance.

You Libs are so confused that you’re even confusing me. Trump wasn’t actually going to SUCCEED in his deal for Trump Tower Moscow. He was gaining Russian intel using his LIAR lawyer.

Lamb tacos and a G&T

No one knew that the horsemen of the apocalypse would gish gallop into town.

It’s too bad you can’t make it down here to Alabama. After the quiet family dinner on Thursday, my cousins are hosting a community-wide Thanksgiving cookout this Saturday. there will be at least 10 grilles and smokers blazing all day long, and tables of food and drinks and children running all over the place and…

I wanna come to a Black American Thanksgiving soooooooo bad instead of crossing the boarder to shop. Don’t come for me, but we kinda have similar things in a mashed up Trini-Canadian Thanksgiving:

My grandmother is making Jerk Lamb. Y’all can have that dry turkey, I’m going for the lamb

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

Obviously the oldest town is the town of Bedrock. I mean, it’s a page right out of history.