“I’ll only do it if I can test her personally,” Trump told reporters in Georgia,

This is what I am suggesting, and perhaps it didn’t come across that way at first.

I hate to break it you Charlie Brown, but...you’re never going to get to kick that football unless you punch Lucy in the mouth and take it from her.

This is the worst of the democrats right here. Three quarters of the fucking country is pro-immigration (NY Times poll from January). Attacks on the immigration system and inhumane treatment of asylum seekers are such obvious winning issues for democrats. But alas...

They need to talk about whatever will help them win in a few weeks. Period.  If that means talking about immigration in one district/state and not talking about it in another, I’m more than good with that.

I’m a bit torn on this to be honest. On the one hand, I get strategy and all that. I’ll hammer (rightfully) the Democratic Party’s record on progress all damn day long. Anyone with half a brain should hammer the party on their election record the last 20 years or so (which is demonstrably awful). However, you do have…

It’s disingenuous, of course. They know exactly why she did it. She’s running for president and is tamping down on some obvious potential attacks. It’s what literally every presidential candidate does.

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

I am certain that they are Ready To Go

I mean, he’s not wrong. This article, particularly the headline, makes it seem at first like Carell is making a “audiences these days are just too darned sensitive” statement like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock.

“No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.” 

That’s what I thought: “Is she hunting for the birth certificate now?” ‘Cause we know Agent Orange doesn’t let anything go, ever.

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man waddling up stairs, toilet paper stuck to his foot, forever.”

Oh wow. Yet another Intellectual who just wants to use their Reason and Intellect to find out the Facts, but who are Unfairly Silenced by Leftist Campus Mobs who refuse to acknowledge Uncomfortable Truths because they let Emotion get in the way of Logic and seek to shut down the Discourse and Silence all , manages to…

This is why I’m a cat person.

Don’t have kids.

The red-faced bellowing and outright threats of score settling certainly aren’t filling me with empathy. 

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display. 

Ha, I actually have seen this episode! I think it’s a pretty early one. I had no idea how little sense it made because I am not a science geek. (Bookworm/dog-obsessed/superhero movie geek) Thanks for pointing this out. It seems like the writers dropped the ball here.