How is this even ungreyed?

Fall back Lil guy

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

“Disrespecting the troops” is basically wypipoleese for “I don’t have an actual argument to make, so I’ll just claim what you’re saying disrespects a group of people you’re socially required to respect”.

You forgot the 47 “Flag of Traitors” bumper stickers on his truck…

When will Republicans say “Radical Christianity?”

Putting the “white privilege” aside, the assumption that they would be able to watch video and use his charging cord alone makes them douchebags. I don’t understand how assholes like this don’t get punched in the face on a daily basis.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Perhaps describe it as a “black barbecue-off” so that the theme explains why white folks aren’t invited? You wouldn’t invite non-”Game of Thrones” fans to a “Game of Thrones” party; same thing. And if they say “well how you would you feel if I didn’t invite you to a whites-only barbecue?” you can answer with…

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

If I could start again

I cut myself today
To see if I am still strong
I let the car slide away
The only way I could
The curb it tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to resist the tear
But I am too dry rotted

I like how even the grenade that he bites the pin off of is CGI. Like they decided not to spring the $2 for a plastic toy grenade but dished out several grand for faking it.

If only we could say the same for the electoral college...

They made a right choice

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Ugh. This is clearly such an attempt at “asserting dominance” that it makes me want to fucking barf. The only people who ever believe in that whole “alpha-male” bullshit are either used car salesmen or frat boys who are trying to rape you.

What are you doing that you somehow don’t see these folks bleating what they think and how they think from every available outlet? They are not exactly keeping that shit a secret. They are not silent. In fact, they will not shut the fuck up, ever.

Thank you! In the other post, I ranted about why I’ve had enough of the entitled white male schtick. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. This is not your election. This is mine.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS