I can’t wait to hear the hyper-Christians explain how a picture of Trump being assfucked ‘heel-spurred’ by a random NK General just shows he’s so devout his forehead almost touches the rug when he prays to White Jesus.

Because I don’t get to see him that much anymore, that’s the only problem,

White person: “I’m leaving Twitter!”
[White person doesn’t leave Twitter, Twitter is confused.]
First Nations/Native Americans: “Maybe we can help clear this up. We have a lot of experience with ‘white promises’.”

So, after flinging it at every woman in sight for decades, now these boys all desperately want their comeback?

“Then, naturally, they”—that is, the media, with their penchant for “controversy” and “meanness” and “vitriol”—“didn’t use any photo once my face was natural and settled.

It’s almost as if he doesn’t understand what ‘acting’ is.

I’m kidding. I’ve seen him on screen. He definitely doesn’t understand what acting is.

I’ve only seen “Les glaneurs et la glaneuse” (“The Gleaners & I”), but I loved it.

Thesis statement:

How come there’re blast marks on the wall after the shark bites the grenade but before it explodes? Is physics one of those ‘things changing’ we’re supposed to document in this dark timeline?

I happened to be in a restaurant in which a friend was working as a server, when someone at the table next us started choking. My friend was in the weeds, trying to take our order. Without skipping a beat, he turned from us, gave the guy the Heimlich, dislodged the offending piece of food, and went right back to…

I think we can be a little forgiving here. Dalmatians are far from the smartest dog breed.

That’s pretty accurate, eh, but I’d go further and note it’s also used to ascertain continued interest on the part of the listener, much like some speakers might interject ‘okay?’ or ‘right?’ when storytelling, as well as seeking agreement or approval.

“So I was walking to the store down on 17th street, eh, when this…

Debbie Allen: “I believe God was standing with me and that’s just my religious belief.”

Woman buys cheap box of junk, contains expensive picture of junk.

You don’t sit down and write a story and say, ‘I’m going to write a story that involves four black people, three Jews, and a dog’ — right?

So, of the ~133 million American women alive in 1995, the only one qualified to lead the country was theoretical?

I went to an elementary school that had a significant population of Italian and Portuguese students, and I remember at least one Grade 2 teacher that hated them. This was around 1982-1983. I remember feeling envious that they got to go to Italian school or Portuguese school on Saturdays, where they’d take classes in…

Also, who taught that asshole manners? It’s rude to jab your finger at someone like that, Brian. If you have a question, raise your hand and wait for an adult to call on you.

What does Brian Kilmeade want to do when he grows up? Hanging around with your idiot friends every morning is fun and all, but eventually you have to go to class, graduate, and move on.

There are relationships between the bacteria in strong cheeses and those found on human feet. I would be surprised if there weren’t similar relationships between the fungi, yeasts, and bacteria we use in other foods and other microbes found on the body.

Honestly, I’ve heard people in Philadelphia put Cheez Whiz on food…