We need to stop referring to them as ‘servers’ and ‘waiters’ and start using the term ‘persons who can give you typhoid, so pony the fuck up or learn to cook yourself, you miserable fuckface.’

They all turn to stone if they encounter daylight, though. That’s still canon.

Gen-Y here. Just wait until you hit those metabolistic milestone ages: 30, 40. You’ll know what they mean by ‘growing’. *stares sadly at belly*

I once shaved F-U-C-K and Y-O-U into my shin hair. It wasn’t until a month later that I caught my reflection in a store front and holy shit was it visible from a long way off.