Being old has nothing to do with it, dude is a Nerd. 

Because some guys take offense when a woman isn’t interested. Or they can’t believe the woman isn’t actually interested, obviously she’s just playing hard to get. Like how dare they turn them down. It is awful.

This piece ignores the feel-good stories like Dennis Pitta, who took a $2.5 million dollar pay cut and showed up to OTAs to ahhhhh shit

Well, yeah, because now they can’t pretend they can afford to lose whatever segment of customers *45 is targeting for destruction.

Thank you for this. They are literally drawing the line at “destruction of the human race.”

(Barshit or barstool or whatever the fuck it is)

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.

Short, sweet, to the point. FREEMANMCNEIL IS DONE WITH HIS SEGMENT!

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

I don’t think Bruce will ever read this. You should try calling.

“fell asleep”

When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

Recite the National Anthem Backwards is the most bullshit “sobriety test” ever. I am stone cold sober, have had my morning coffee, and couldn’t do this with out singing it at least once forward, then backing it out from there.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

I’ll raise you one Gaby Sanchez clothesline...

Memorial Day in a drunk tank is still preferable to Thanksgiving with the family.

You’re wrong.

Trying to interpret if a swing in the batter’s box was “real” or “serious” or whatever motive the batter had in their mind would be utter madness and lead to a billion bad calls either way (especially with bad ball hitters in the Vlad Guerrero mold in the universe). It has to be interpreted as real, until and unless…

Absolutely the correct call, he swung at a pitch and missed it. Otherwise anytime someone struck out swinging they could just say “oh no I wasn’t attempting to hit that ball, I was just playing around.”

......As opposed to those ever-so-frequent decoy swings without any intent to hit the ball? What?