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God bless the American legal system where the rich will get away with crimes by getting their accusers to drop a case because the accuser can’t afford the legal fees of a trial, countersuits, and appeals.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Speaking as a Broncos fan, there is no wrong answer to that question. Should Davis waste tens of millions of dollars, or waste multiple seasons of potentially (but not likely) successful football? YES TO BOTH.

The Seattle Overcast

“Why are people giving me, Derrick Trump, dirty looks? 4/5 is my birthday... so this custom jersey makes sense...”

 

This team is a turd that sometimes floats.

Seattle Dragons? So many great regional possibilities for name (Sasquatcheses, Cobains, Amazonians, SanFranWannabees) but no, let’s go with generic “Dragons.”

Except they should be called the Houston Humidity

Yeah, he is. We get what like 5 minutes of their marriage between two scenes, and I still think the Gunderson marriage is best marriage ever captured on film.

Yeah man, you got me there.  It IS really weird.

I will in no way concede the beer. I’d put them behind San Diego, Chicago, Denver and Portland.

They can’t just 3d print helmets on demand; even if they could design a custom helmet in time for the beginning of the season (which seems doubtful), There’s tooling and molds that would need to be fabricated to make the new helmet. And once that’s done, they’d still need to test it. There’s no way they’d get that

More classist. I don’t think a baseball player could write a press release.

I don’t care how much he helped Gary out, his coworker, Erik, is a real asshole.

I’ve lived in Cleveland most of my life and as a young boy witnessed THE DRIVE and THE FUMBLE. When the team moved I swore off the Browns and became a Raiders fan (a separate set of issues ensued).

Arthur “Duke and Mortimer’s third partner” Blank is definitely going to take a late-in-life turn and do something horribly racist, thus completing the Atlanta sports ownership racist trifecta.

In that Tony Kornheiser is distracted by my form-fitting wardrobe?