“In high school, Logan always taught Burfict to separate the man from the ball”

theres like a whole section of the body between the head and knees...

I counted 6 Bears jerseys on fans in that shot...and not one current player. (Grossman, Tillman, Ditka, Forte, Payton, Butkus) Nope. Bears fans aren’t living in the past at all.

Jaguar fans travel, man. Normally it’s to get away from the crushing depression and the constant construction, but they travel.

That Bears fan is a lot like my pun skills.

There are widows, widowers and orphans, but there is no word for a parent who lost a child.

“Probably top 3.” Don’t go too far out on that limb, buddy.

Yep. Pretty muddy right there. I can barely tell which team is which.

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Between this Bosh news and Arnold Palmer’s death, I’m certain Kevin Nealon is shitting himself.

I’m so terribly triggered by this hopefully pultzer-winning gaming story that I’m literally trembling in my tights.

i think he meant yuengling?

Correct me if I’m wrong here but it seems like firing the guy who hired Paul DePodesta would be the best move.

Who said that? Besides you I mean.

I’m sure you meant 27 times, since that’s the amount of games he won in Philadelphia.

If you like South Park, Stick of Truth is good and pretty accessible. And the sequel, which looks even better, is out soon.

Uh, you gotta be more specific about what you do like. Because what you said is, “I don’t like sorbets, what other dessert should I buy?”

But the “G” in “graphics” is a “guh,” not a “juh.”

Soft G makes no sense, unless you traditionally receive jifts on your birthday.