To be fair, they had a lot of defensive injuries in 2015, plus a whole mess on the O-line (especially at left tackle). One reason they remained dominant on D is their great depth — their backups would be starters most places. The losses to FA this year will hurt that depth a bit, but it’s not catastrophic. They still…

The only “shield” anyone should give a shit about respecting is the series starring Michael Chiklis.

I wanna fly like an eagle, to Tennessee.
Fly like an Eagle and immediately forget me.

That’s the worst video player I have ever used including AOL 5.0 combined with old flash and dial up

fyi - once the kids are raised and gone, you still get up early on a Sunday morning for no damn reason.

Lmao, this guy thinks being the Head Football Coach of U o I would be/is “amazing”. What a fucking idiot....

When the gov’t guarantees student debt, and no limit on said debt, why not jack up tuition everywhere?

My God being black and mediocre must be fucking amazing.

A Mike Price/Alabama thing, except a night at Hooters and $100 in unexplained charges at a Days Inn?

I don’t know about you, but adjuncts make more than $100 a year...

A million bucks for a 4 month hire paid out of a college budget. Tremendous use of everyone's time and money here.

Seriously. At your average university these days, that $985,000 would pay 9850 adjunct faculty salaries.

He was just trying to get back to Dogkato.

$8500

Honesty and playing by the corporate rules might not be working in your favor. Playboy or Rolling Stone might be a better choice. If you were to stoop to ESPN, it would be like punting.

I bet Harbaugh had to spend 40 minutes banging his head into a wall in order to cool down.

“Fixed that for you, Tom.”

I Googled “millennial scoff” and I am pretty sure you just coined the phrase. Bravo. Its use here as narrative stage direction is a most perfectly derisive way of referring to something that is itself so perfectly derisive.

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

but calling Kelly’s offense “vanilla” is a fresh one, and perhaps the meanest thing you can say about a guy whose whole schtick is being an innovator on the offensive end.