Sushi is pretty common everywhere I've lived in the last 25 years though. I mean I can pick up like a $7 to-go tray of sushi rolls from Safeway delis these days.

Yet kids in the Mediterranean region eat it and do fine.

Rambo VI: First Blood at the VFW Hall Prime Rib Night

Please stop…or my mom will shoot.

Everyone knows we send old colonels to a nice base upstate. There's lots of room for them to run around and play for the rest of their happy lives.

And Johnny Depp will play a sentient scarf.

Is he talking to Clubber Lang?

Oh, that's considered werid? Uh…okay.

Con/Air knows it's kind of a shitty film, but at least everyone knows it and is playing it up and it's fun. At least it didn't have delusions of grandeur of starting some never-ending franchise of crappy sequels.

He passed on Whiplash because it wasn't about amusement park rides.

Somber and bloody is also how I like my steaks…

♫Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of Doctor Who ♫

♫Lady Stoneheart sang his songs
Of darkness and dismay♫

I mean there's only so many knighthoods in Jay Z and Beyonce's Kingdom of Brooklyn and Duchy of Tribeca to go around—this isn't like the UK where every Bob Geldof can be knighted.

They're holograms now?

What do Kelsey Grammar, Tim Allen, and James Woods have in common?

So Jared will be taking a car ride with Clemenza?

Don't settle for anything less than Jaco Pastorius or John Entwistle.

That's the law firm representing Donald Trump Jr.

Guy looks like an Andrew WK cosplayer.