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Did you even read the restraining order?

More like a higher-ranking capo.

50 Year Old Who Only Had Sex Once And Then Didn't Get Lucky Again For 15 More Years

I'm sorry, I don't listen to the rap music…

You got it, dude.

Hockey is interesting, because how many Canucks are there? Is every Canadian a Canuck also?

It's in a secure vault in a bank in Aspen, Colorado.

“ at an elevation above 5,000 feet.”

I thought HORMEL® CURE 81® Classic Boneless Haim was going on tour.

Okay, but who is Brian Jones in this analogy.

The Brando one can lead into the future Robert Blake one too.

Well, I guess they are pretty close to humans for better or worse…

"You mean people didn't die of polio in the early 90s?" - Someone in 2027 in a post-ACHA USA where vaccinations aren't required for kids anymore.

I always thought it sad when I'd go to the zoo as a kid and the little monkeys and more primitive primates would have this beautiful enclosures with trees and tropical vegetation and waterfalls while the gorillas and chimpanzees who were almost close to being human had these sad concrete enclosures with like an old…

Wow, every movie released on that list in late June/July 1987 I watched a ton of times growing up—except for The Squeeze. But every other one I saw in the theaters and/or on video or cable multiple times for like the next few years after that—although I probably skipped over Jaws IV and Superman IV most of the time.

Though it's more so that newer smaller independent businesses cater to more high-end or specialty products, whereas if you need more affordable stuff the options are basically the remaining big box stores or Amazon.

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With the shortage of affordable housing in many cities, maybe we can turn malls into cheap rentals. Or maybe the next generation of hipsters will gentrify malls just like old commercial or warehouse districts got gentrified over the last 20 years.