Such a fine line for Stallone films…

So you're not including Rhinestone?

I'm not watching Oscar again, that's like Stallone's worst flick!

"Oh wait, that phone has been unplugged for years…"

Okay…looks like I'll tear down this bonfire then.

I remember as a kid we'd go to Taco Bell, and there was always one broke kid who couldn't afford anything more than Pintos N Cheese. Then there would be a rich kid eating his six pack of tacos and gloating.

Woof!

"Naked chicken chalupa" was also what Milton Berle used to brag about…

And Canadian Gods will very politely make it's debut on CTV next fall.

I love that there's comments on there from 7 years ago from people commenting how old that article was at that time.

In Soviet Russia, mother's mouth kiss you!

Someone has to be a role model for little girls who can't sing that great, but still might like to have a career as a singer.

Sadly, that poor cat never truly recovered from The Adventures Of MC Skat Kat being named least essential album of the 1990s by…The AV Club!

What did he have to live south of the 101? Poor little guy probably wouldn't have liked living so close to Pico Blvd…

They ordered duplicates of the cast of Roots wax figure set after an unfortunate incident in a 1984 heat wave. I was up to my knees in John Amos and Ben Vereen…

New Jack Messiah

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Stephen Miller also was born in Santa Monica to liberal, upper middle class Jewish parents.

Want to make baseball more interesting? Make them carry their bats at all times during play…

And whatever happened to Juddge Nelson?