You fought in the Disco Wars?

He can't go away, because he's not even here. He's the ghost of a phantom of a shadow in the heart of your children!

Dude, he tweets at 3am… That guy is a hardcore rebel.

Pretty sure that one of the members of ICP has been picked as the next Secretary of Energy at this point.

Those technologically advanced humanoid inter-dimensional beings killed millions of penguins during their invasion to begin with.

China's the same, there's hundreds of minority ethnic groups in China but they were all subjugated by Han Chinese or the Manchus or Mongols at various points in history and now are just under the control of Beijing. And then there's places like Tibet and Xinjiang.

If you go to the French Quarter in New Orleans you can see (and even stay in) what were the slave quarters of Creoles who owned slaves in the antebellum period—those beautiful old French-Spanish colonial buildings were owned by a lot of slave-owners. And the historic waterfront of New Orleans(and much of the…

I always figured Don Pardo was the head of the Pardo Crime Family.

I'll stick with My Dinner With Andre trading cards:

Jurassic World 2: Dinosaur Jr.

I can't wait to eat that frog.

The definitive memes of 2016 were all those dank memes with Popeye the Frog. That crazy frog had so many adventures this year, I wonder what he'll do in 2017!

That's a good 1997 story.

I had a semi-charmed kind of life walking on the sun back in 1997, I'd get knocked down and then just get up again.

Watch the one that takes place in space with the robot. That's a good one.

Well when the vodka is flowing….

Yes, because Russians would not get sentimental over bears for any reason ever.

Whenever it's brought up on here however, I've never heard anyone really praise it. It seems to be a film that most consider to have not aged well.

In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young actors in Alexander, Snowden, and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.

Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular Sacheen Littlefinger reference.