I remember hearing E.V.A. as a teen in the late 90s and thinking it was a contemporary tune from that wave of electronic music(and then finding the Gang Starr track that sampled it). I didn't realize until college a few years later that the song was almost 30 years old at that point.

It's amazing to what lengths those brave, hard-working people will go to just to insure that us Americans have a steady supply of blow!

Your dad is right, E. Howard Hunt helped mastermind the whole thing with Cord Meyer and Lucrien Sarti at the behest of LBJ!

the crews were off their heads on Pervitin, the German methamphetamine pills

That urban legend really had some staying power.

Imagine there's no AV Club
It isn't hard to do
No porn or Uber either
And no Barb or Harambe too

Would I ever!

Because he's German, you have to watch out for those people.

The Ultimate Warrior?

Well, it's better than sleeping with David Crosby, or even worse…Steven Tyler.

It's an accent called "Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star".

Hey, a-Lindsay-a, you speaka wit your accennta againa!

Get out the voodoo dolls.

Is Ken Bone for real? Like is that mustache supposed to be ironic? Middle America, man, I just don't know about those people.

Ha ha, Willard Scott is talking to a really old person. What year is it again, man?

"I like popes who aren't young. Crooked young pope should be in prison. Sad!"

"Mother of mercy, is this the fabulous end of Rico?"

In Oregon you still have to fail a sobriety test and be judged too impaired to drive to be considered for a DUII for pot. I think most people who get caught are involved in serious or fatal accidents and then get a urine or blood test.

Yeah, I mean no one does "alcohol comedy", that's just considered comedy.

Pusha T Bone Burnett