A.I.: Artificial Indica

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Yes, the period they are emulating is a Denny's in 2016.

Well, let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider!

This loser gets a movie? I like movies about bank robbers that get away with it.

They're heading for the old mill!

The Kansas City Kansies

Even worse, it's like the two biggest dipshits in junior high arguing years later after junior high.

Would they have been renamed as the Oakies if they went to Oakland?

That sort of sounds like the Smiley Faced Killer theory in the Midwest US, where they find drunk college kids bodies in rivers—someone thought they saw smiley faced graffiti at sites near where the bodies were recovered and theorized that instead of these kids being drunks who fell, went for a swim and drowned, or…

*Vancouver, Washington looks down sadly as music from A Charlie Brown Christmas plays *

Sounds like the game is…afoot.

"You think you need those records more than me? What do you think you're going to do, write several albums that change the course of popular music and influence thousands of future musicians? Ha, ha, Bob, that I'd like to see…"

*Lech Walesa raises his hand then lowers it*
"Sorry, I was thinking of Joni Mitchell"

His Theme Time Radio Hour show was pretty funny(and weird), but I think you're right.

It'd be worth it, except for the death threats to everyone involved with the film.

It'll be a reboot with little Rambo as he's just driving around with his buddies in Arizona in the early 60s, listening to doo-wop, trying to pick up girls. It'll be midway through the second film before he even joins the Army and then by the third he's in Vietnam finally.

Ironically a bunch of the other occupiers plead guilty months ago and are just awaiting sentencing—I think they face a minimum of two-and-half years. So the ringleaders got off, but some of the others who thought they'd be better not going to trial and admitted guilt go to prison.

That was going to be the deal if Joe Biden was ever elected president.

Yeah! Also the Godfather: Part II, the X: Men series, the later Planet of the Apes films in the 70s, and Marley & Me: The Puppy Years!