I've got a carlosmarcello gimmick account, I'll clean up the loose ends.

Yeah, you know who is a typical old angry white guy Trump supporter with the same hackneyed tweets as other old Trump supporters? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Air Force Seven is just a bunk bed shaped like a bi-plane.

Macklemore is the afterschool special of rap.

Soleil Moon Frye had breast reduction surgery? Why isn't that being covered in a TV series?

A lot of people will watch the first episode and not watch the koresh of the series.

Funny enough, the opening theme song to this show is 'Disco Inferno'.

Very, very close but the actual lyrics are ""Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone, ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad."

I was saying Ricky Boo-gin

Bad Mamma Jammas

Bad Sperm Bank Technicians
Bad UNICEF Canvassers

And lets not forget the frequent "Burn the witch!" chants at last summer's Republican Convention.

It was kind of like the Paul's Boutique of 80s kids cartoons.

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, dog shampoo is for real, never meant to make your doggy cry, I apologize a trillion times…

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Care Bears, dude, at least it's an ethos…

And Subaru ads just feature tearjerking narratives about dogs.

Invisible Johnny Depp is just a funny hat and scarf

Eugene Levy showed up without even being asked.

I remember a Sopranos episode over a decade ago where AJ had long hair and Paulie Walnuts called him Van Helsing. That reference long ago seemed so horribly dated, but watching that episode again some years ago was probably the last time I heard anyone mention Van Helsing until recently.