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Doc Brown really was the smartest character in that trilogy considering he got to run off with Steenburgen in her prime at the end.

Yeah, everyone hates Jon Voight already at this point.

"Since you probably know how to use the computer better than Mommy or Daddy, use their printer to print these simple black and white pictures of the cartoon characters from Space Jam, and color them in yourself!"

He's spending more time on his long-awaited Teddy Roosevelt flick, A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama.

Sounds like Upton Sinclair's The Chocolate Jungle.

"No Mr. Balboa, I expect you to die!"

Why is someone on a quest to find Mark Harmon?

I believe Lynyrd Skynyrd already tried this promotion in the late 70s.

Foreign Spice

Yes, but while high on a combination of crack and PCP.

Dude, you never tried "beam me up, Scotty"? That shit was the bomb! Now if you excuse me, I've got to "take a trip to the Enterprise with Mr. Spock", if you know what I mean!

Thank god, looks like us Yankees finally took Northern Virginia for good.

So they won't be showing up en masse for the third Battle of Bull Run if Trump loses?

I saw the preview for this film and with the high frame rate it looked like a weird commercial for the military at first. I took me a minute or two before I realized it wasn't a Go Army-ad or something.

It's too damn hot for a 3-D, 4K, 120 fps penguin to be just walkin' around.

And that dad grew up to run for president.

Considering Johnny Be Goode was actually written in 1955(though released in 1958), Chuck Berry should've yelled back on the phone, "How'd that motherfucker steal my song already!"

"So are you a…pleasure bot?

I mean on some level it could actually be pointing fun at the idea of a young white musician borrowing musical ideas from Chuck Berry(just like the Beach Boys, Beatles, Rolling Stones,and so many others did)—only in this case he was basically forcing Chuck Berry to be inspired by the work of his future self.

*Rolls up limousine window*