I love The Sword, I'll have to check out King Gizzard. Everything in rock is kind of rehash at this point, but as long as it's good who cares.

"Tony, why are you Googling 'Horny Grandma'!?" - My Wife

The verse sound like "Lady Madonna and the chorus ripoffs(or basically covers) reggae artist Half Pint's "Loving"—-down to the lyrics.

At this point most crowds at shows I go to are insufferable. You know why? Half the crowds are chatting during the entire set, playing with their phone, reading a book on Kindle. So I'm happy to go to any show where a fanbase is actually into the band I like in terms of dancing and paying attention.

Sublime was actually an okay band up until the self-titled album. Their biggest sin to most people since then was the douchy fanbase that got into them in the years after that album hit big after Nowell died. The first two albums are okay, it's fairly good as far as garage punk reggae goes, they're covering or…

Music in most of the world is for celebrations and communal gatherings, dancing, having fun. It's only a post-1960s idea that rock music(which is just electrified folk music) was supposed to sound depressing and have big meanings and artistic leanings beyond just "I want to dance with you girl".

Should be a Back To The Future 2-like film where Skinny Elvis goes 20 years forward in time and see what he becomes as Fat Elvis.

Dawn of Discounts

Me too, I thought it was a Target ad.

He had a decorator, unfortunately he hired a decorator from Memphis.

Oh no, she's in the pool. Damnit Jerry…not again.

I don't think it's much of a debate these days, maybe at one point with the generations that actually grew up when Elvis was around but for my generation(I was born a few years after Elvis died) and younger, Elvis is seen as campy kitsch for the most part and The Beatles are seen as the most beloved genius artists of…

Straight out kidnapping.

I don't know what Harvey Weinstein looks or sounds like, so everyone time I hear his name I just picture him as being exactly like Harvey Fierstein.

motherfuck him and John Wayne

Elvis met her while he was in the army in Germany than took off after a brief romance, and then a few years later the parents actually agreed to let her move to Graceland provided she went to a Catholic high school and lived in a adjacent home with Elvis' father and step-mother until Elvis married her. Meanwhile…

One, two, maybe three?

The kids like Enterprise Data Management? Me too!

Vegas is too hot for a wax museum, I'm up to my knees in the original lineup of 98 Degrees!

Sure, but…these films are designed for young children, they usually seem to deal with very, very idealized main characters of any ethnicity and very broad and simplistic character tropes. I really don't learn much about Scottish culture watching Brave or Scandinavian culture watching Frozen, they're just putting the…