I was going to suggest Mianus for Connecticut, then realized that's not a town just a neighborhood and a river.

He cracked up in so many sketches that after a while you assumed it was just his act, but man was it annoying. Like, the kids in my elementary school putting on stage productions were more professional as far as making it through a play without giggling than Fallon.

He really is the high-point of that film, though that's not saying much.

Wait, are you Andrew Zimmern?

Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy are still together—or as Colbert calls them, Flliam H Muffman.

I think I'd be happy with just the first one.

Here's a better Skittles analogy: The Orange Skittles tells the White Skittles that all their problems are because of the other colored Skittles.

Stand and Deliver Arrows

Fifty Shades Of Green

Sideboobs, eh?

They're playing bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Boston…and gigga gigga, gigga gigga-Glendale

Sully 2: Mustache Ride Along

The Big Crapple
The City That Never Stops Shitting

"He has a great mustache, not the mustache we deserved, but the mustache we needed."

The real star of Sully—Aaron Eckhart's mustache. My god, what a glorious stache!

Jessica Fletcher was obviously the world's most prolific serial killer, that's the only way to explain that show.

Spike Lee angrily tweets address of the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond.

"Vere are zee puppies Jimmy!"

Just re-brand Action Park, that's where the real fun is.

Shit, I better watch my neck for the next decade.