With a little makeup Jane Lynch could totally work as Hillary Clinton's stand-in. Just get Hill some rest and send Lynch out on the campaign trail.

Dago,wop, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-bending, spaghetti-slinging…

That's cool, but I want a Do The Right Thing sitcom—every week something terrible happens to Sal's Famous Pizzeria and the laughtrack goes bananas!

That's what makes it such an interesting and compelling story. The duality of man.

"But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's upvotes every week, no matter what. Business bad? "Fuck you, upvote me." Oh, you had a fire? "Fuck you, upvote me." Disqus not working, huh? "Fuck you, upvote me."

I liked this film the first time I saw it when it was called Problem Child.

Eugene Debs, everybody…

"Yeah, but what about the straws?!" - Adrien Grenier

Maybe Celebration but not anything off In The Heart or Emergency!

I initially thought that read Joanna and was going to make a Kool and The Gang joke, than quickly remembered that most Millennials don't know who Kool and The Gang is.

Only if he still has his Sully Sullenberger mustache on.

“GENERIC INDIE KID TO NEW YORK CITY: DROP DEAD.”

The bat's name was Martha I believe.

That's the worst name I ever heard.

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Oh don't get me wrong, I was a kid in that era and even then I hated everything to do with hair metal (even in it's peak in the late 80s) and I had plenty of pubescent crushes on cute girls with the aforementioned grunge chick look in my junior high years.

It's funny because was there ever a more sexless era in rock than the grunge era? I mean I assume there were alt rock groupies—-wearing flannel, Docs, and fishnet stockings, but we went from the everybody wants to get laid rock of "Cherry Pie" and "Girls, Girls, Girls" to mumbling cryptic lyrics about heroin. I mean…

Well, to be fair Grenier also claimed to have visited Colonial Williamsburg way before it was cool. He has photos of him posing in the pillory long before it got played out.

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Wasn't that the name of the guy who shot Larry Flynt?