I know! That's what Homer says to Lisa! And then she begs him to take her to an internet cafe to order pizza!

I was impressed by this as well. You can't find better coverage of this anywhere else on the web or TV right now.

It probably was thousands of dollars just in operation time to bring him to jail for 'stealing' 2 cents worth of power from the city.

Why, there's no magazine called "Weird", is there?

Indeed. And as pointed out by someone else, it's every tech co's business model, but Apple is more..punctual about it.

But so many people buying gifts Black Friday and after won't care about the Retina display. Seriously, I bet 75% of the people that used it couldn't tell if it's Retina or not. They just go 'ooooh! iPad for cheaper! My kid wants one but it was too expensive! Now I can get him this and he'll shut up and I'll be a…

Lobe the idea bit the song is so bad it id ruining my heating.

Good point. Never thought of it like that.

Very, very nice post. Thank you.

Typing on it is problematic if you type a ton. But that's literally the only gripe I have about the size.

I meant you no disrespect! I'm honored to even have a reply from you. I just think it's a little soon to say the decline is so close. Steve left a plan, and many curve balls have been thrown - I'm sure that he would have handled them differently, but I believe that holding on until the 3 year mark has hit before…

Yes, I know. I said Retina & LTE, meaning together, in one device.

Many people will chuck their iPad Mini Gen 1 versions when the 'Retina' one comes out. Like people that upgrade yearly, apple fans, tech fans overall. Not to mention the people that wait it out and the people that will buy the 2nd gen one as their first iPad Mini. That's how they'll do it and they'll sell a bunch. I…

True, but Apple is more consistent about it, with their big events that you can almost set a watch to yearly.

Gruber's post on this subject was spot on. By next year, there will be an LTE & Retina iPad Mini. Do people not understand how Apple works yet? Give the bare minimum, then update annually with left out features and rake in the dough. If they shipped an iPad Mini with Retina display & LTE this year, they'd have nowhere…

Looking at an iPhone 5 display next to the iPad Mini seems to put it to shame - for me at least.

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER

Do you think he asked her to do it maybe?