You either die a journalist, or work long enough for the AVClub to see yourself stripping interviews for clickbait.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the subject of a shitty thinkpiece/"news" article about whether the MCU is art.

The 2006 remake is a lot of campy fun if you can forget it’s supposed to be a remake. They basically take everything that was subtle and suspenseful about the original and go completely bonkers and over-the-top with it, which is at least a choice. The 2019 remake has nothing worthwhile going on.

Black Christmas 2019 was as bad as Black Christmas 2006 in a complety different way. I can’t stand either movie.

“...Stevie and I were very careful. The boys used to get provided with cocaine in Heineken bottle tops onstage, but Stevie and I only did the tiny little spoons.”

For all the talk of Nicks & Buckingham writing catty songs about their relationship and making each other perform them live, John McVie seemed to take “You Make Loving Fun” pretty well.

Not sure how you leave “Hold Me” off this list. I mean, it’s gotta be one of the top 5 biggest hits in Fleetwood Mac history, but sure. Great list otherwise.

No one is preventing two people from being happy.  You’re making a fucking mountain out of a lighthearted, throwaway joke.  Get a sense of humor and stop combing through articles trying to find the dumbest fucking thing to nitpick.  Christ man, maybe you ought to take a bit of your own advice.

It’s kind of a triple-self-own....

Simply calling someone a nympho is not slut shaming. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying sex and I never said there was. Something like half of the Millennial and Gen Z population lost their virginity before 18 and before marriage, including myself.

This is crude of me? But for those who don’t get the appeal, Affleck is a handsome guy who loves performing oral sex. Maybe it makes more sense now.

That’s the power of Oprah. She’s been very good at platforming grifters.

Early on in Parks & Rec the writers often had April in the background of scenes with nothing to do. Aubrey Plaza decided April would have a crush on Andy because he was in a band & started flirting with him & the writers noticed & started writing to this story. So one of the best ever TV romances happened because of a…

If he’s not on some Fox News affiliated “non-woke” medical show whose primary topics are gender-affirming care and how Narcan should be illegal within the next 18 months, I will eat several of my hats. Fox News is DYING for a quack with a veneer of authority who will say made up shit like “Puberty blockers are child…

I think that’s what they are saying. “Defund the Police” was a terrible catchphrase that never did justice (no pun intended) to what was actually being proposed. It was always about diversifying our investments in social outreach beyond (and in appropriate cases, instead of) police, but poor marketing on our part made…

“Ultimately, when faced with a maximum sentence of life in prison, he changed his plea to guilty, and the parties agreed to a seven year sentence.”

Oh, how I’d love to see a judge throw this bullshit agreement right the fuck out.

When Candace Cameron is coming to your defense, you know you are awful 

What is wrong with Ben Affleck? I am not up on my celebrity gossip, but they seem happy, and well suited. Let them be.

“one of straight culture’s most time-honored traditions: loudly singing the praises of a guy that romantic love has hoodwinked them into thinking is the ultimate prize, when he’s actually just...a guy”

Billie... bless your heart.